How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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