ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
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I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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