how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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