So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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