hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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