I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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