Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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