love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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