he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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