So drunk its hurt
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
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I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
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So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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