that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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