The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Pants are for mortals
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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