in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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