She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
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she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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