Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize