I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
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you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
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I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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