I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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