Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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