on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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