Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize
