Dual....:-)
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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