Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Boobs are out for the taking
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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