he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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