thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Randomize