R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Randomize
