if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
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Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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