i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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