oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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