Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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