That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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