marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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