I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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