the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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