they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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