Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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