sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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