In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
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Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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