it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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