Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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