No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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