What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
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Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize