who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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