Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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