none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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