he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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