Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
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Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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