The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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