i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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