Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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