You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Randomize
