is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
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you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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