The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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