i think i have herpe
just one?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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