Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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