No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Farmville is her only friend.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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