can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
did you just send me my own nude
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Randomize
