dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
birth control should be required to get into college
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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