Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
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Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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