My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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