Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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