Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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