he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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