Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
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My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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