You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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