First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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