I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
ugly people sure do ruin things
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how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
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I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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